I know you're way past the obvious now
So I'm afraid to even ask
But when did you stop to consider
The events in your recent past?
I'm sure you'll find a way
To bring the girl around
And then turn her world
Upside down


It's fun to steal
It's fun to break a heart
But only once will I warn you this way
It's fun to steal
But the day you change your ways
You'll find out she's exactly the same


In the ladies' room, you're all they're talking out
Mr. Lovemaker, Heartbreaker, Number One
But it's yourself you are deceiving
And whoever's next to come
The day you trade your soul
For a heart of stone
Is the greatest story never told


It's fun to steal
It's fun to fool around
But only once will I warn you this way
It's fun to steal
But ask anyone in town
You'll find out there's a price to be paid


It's fun to steal
It's fun to break a heart
But only once will I warn you this way
It's fun to steal
But the day you change your ways
You'll find out she's exactly the same


It's fun to steal
It's fun to break a heart
It's fun to steal
It's fun to break a heart
It's fun to steal